Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Late Night Fix

The Letterman crew nails it. Boys was I in stitches:
George W Bush Ideas for Fixing the Economy

10) Why fix it if it ain't broke

9) Drill Arctic National Wildlife refuge for loose change

8) Sell cupcakes in front of the White House

7) Flip all them charts upside down (ed- My Favorite)

6) Encourage Americans to spend more -- if they don't, Cheney peppers them in the face

5) Most things seem better after a half bottle of Jim Beam

4) Let's just say the Lincoln Memorial is now the Tostitos Lincoln Memorial

3) Invent a car that runs on root beer. COme on, wehave an unlimited supply of root beer and we make it here iin American. Am I the only one thinking?

2) Put on a pair of glasses and shoot moose.

. . . and the #1 George W Bush idea for Fixing the Economy

1) Is Hillary still available for a 3:00 AM phone call!

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