Monday, April 18, 2005

JB's Shopping Cart

JB, over at Frater's, visited his local Liquor store to find out they were having a tax free day. Looking at his shopping cart, it is clear he is a member of the Far Right Wing.

In the process of saving $32.00 in taxes, his grocery cart consisted of:
1. One bottle Columbia Crest Gewurztraminer
2. One bottle Kendall Jackson Cabernet Sauvignon
3. One bottle Chateau St. Michelle Pinot Gris
4. One bottle Kendall Jackson Chardonnay
5. One bottle O'Keefes Irish Creme
6. One bottle Mother's Sour Apple Schnapps
7. One bottle Sauza tequila blanco
8. One bottle Kettle One vodka
9. One 1.75 liter Jim Beam Black
10. One bottle Shaker's Wheat vodka
11. One twelve pack Tecate
12. One twelve pack Boulevard Pale Ale
13. One twelve pack Pacifico Clara
14. One six pack Sierra Nevada Christmas Ale
15. One six pack Smirnoff watermelon (fiancee's)
16. One six pack Smirnoff madarin orange (ditto)
Had it been me, I would have picked up:

1. One Keg Busch Lite (I'm working on my figure, currently round)
2. One Bottle (1.75) Windsor Canadian
3. One Bottle Kahlua (wife)
4. One Bottle Midori (wife)

I probably wouldn't have saved as much money, but my liver would be much happier. . . what's left of it anyway.


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