Things That Make Mitch's Head Explode

A Carter is elected:

State election results show Atlanta attorney Jason Carter will follow in his grandfather President Jimmy Carter’s political footsteps.

Mitch, the strongest man I know for his ability to move goal posts with his little finger, was never a big Carter fan LOL Oh, it gets better:

“I’m excited the Carters are coming back in the system,” Trish Bricker said. “It’s a family tradition for us to vote so we can show the kids what it’s all about.”

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Carter, 34, is the founder of Democrats Work, a national organization that does community service projects.

And we know what happens to Community Service Workers in politics.

So now you know what that large BANG was that you heard this morning

That is all!

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